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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8046 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and keep those pesky Americans out. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Plus, every full moon, we hold a dance party in the Nether with the Endermen – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to leave your American flag at the door – we don’t want any troublemakers here!