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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4962 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3462 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Legend has it that our server is home to the most fabulous cowboys in all the land. They strut around in their sparkly chaps and bedazzled hats, declaring to all who will listen, “Howdy, nice to meet you. I’m gay!” Yeehaw, talk about a wild west showdown!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Pony Gang. These bandits ride through the desert on their glitter-covered ponies, robbing unsuspecting players of their diamonds and leaving a trail of rainbow-colored destruction in their wake. It’s like a unicorn stampede, but with more sass!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a rodeo clown on a pogo stick, then mosey on over to our server, partner. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the saloon door. Yeehaw!