Ye Olde Server of LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	212	Dimension Hops:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3942

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	58
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1654	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	7675
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2575	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Animals Bred:	64
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!