Ye Olde Server of LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Items Found:	6210
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Towns Built:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Void Gems Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	133	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.