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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3977 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7618 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
On our server, you can build the biggest mansion you’ve ever dreamed of, without lifting a finger! No more mowing the lawn or scrubbing toilets, just pure luxury living in block form.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of garden gnomes who will do all your yard work for you in exchange for shiny diamonds. Trust me, these little guys are pros at landscaping.
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So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury you deserve, without all the pesky chores. Middle class problems? Not on our watch!