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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3604 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 216 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
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