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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6137 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Animals Bred: | 78 |
| Ores Mined: | 3493 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Mines Excavated: | 1579 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
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