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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5916 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 6565 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).