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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8321 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6021 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).