YakCraft Minecraft Server

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Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1452

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	195
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	162
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4396	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!