YakCraft Minecraft Server

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Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	New Chunks Explored:	342482
Players Killed by Monsters:	7579	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9176
Void Gems Collected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	54
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	157308	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2192	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	265	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3768
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Buildings Constructed:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!