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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8741 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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