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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7809 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).