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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8337 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Votes: | 3714 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).