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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3967 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7633 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of something epic, like xi jinping level epic. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together by our amazing community.
also, did you know that xi jinping himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always on here building giant statues of himself and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. it’s wild, man.
oh, and if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that follows you around and does tricks. like, who wouldn’t want that? plus, we have weekly events where you can win insane prizes like enchanted armor and weapons that will make you unstoppable.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever and join xi jinping in his quest for world domination, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. xi jinping approves this message.
