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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6724 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
also, did you know that xi jinping himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always on here building giant statues of himself and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. it’s wild, man.
oh, and if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that follows you around and does tricks. like, who wouldn’t want that? plus, we have weekly events where you can win insane prizes like enchanted armor and weapons that will make you unstoppable.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever and join xi jinping in his quest for world domination, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. xi jinping approves this message.