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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8748 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
also, did you know that xi jinping himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always on here building giant statues of himself and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. it’s wild, man.
oh, and if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that follows you around and does tricks. like, who wouldn’t want that? plus, we have weekly events where you can win insane prizes like enchanted armor and weapons that will make you unstoppable.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever and join xi jinping in his quest for world domination, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. xi jinping approves this message.