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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5927 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Towns Built: | 7 |
also, did you know that xi jinping himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always on here building giant statues of himself and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. it’s wild, man.
oh, and if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that follows you around and does tricks. like, who wouldn’t want that? plus, we have weekly events where you can win insane prizes like enchanted armor and weapons that will make you unstoppable.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever and join xi jinping in his quest for world domination, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. xi jinping approves this message.