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EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Farms Harvested:	330	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	1820	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	111
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1992	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	319
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	459723
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3714
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3529	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	152
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

Players:	105/100	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4