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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7159 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2434 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
so u know how trump be all like “imma put tariffs on china” and china be all like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ that”? well now china be hittin’ back and complainin’ to the WTO like “yo, this ain’t fair, trump be trippin’”. but guess what? on this minecraft server, we don’t care ’bout no tariffs or complaints, we just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. join us and escape all that drama, build a giant panda statue or a great wall of china replica, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the political nonsense and just chill with your fellow gamers. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time. #minecraftforlife #notariffshere #chinahitsback
