Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 948836 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3239 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
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