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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7300 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 259 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Animals Bred: | 18 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken uprising. The clucks are taking over and it’s up to you to stop them before they lay siege to the entire server. But beware, these aren’t your average chickens – they’re armed to the beak with diamond swords and ready to peck your eyes out.
And that’s just the beginning. Our server is filled with wacky events like llama rodeos, creeper dance parties, and even a secret underground society of villager ninjas. Plus, our staff is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes and rainbows upon all who join.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, danger, and maybe a little bit of madness, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “Seriously though, what the fuck happened?” at least once a day.