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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	New Chunks Explored:	489788

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Animals Bred:	98	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Alien Abductions:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7542
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
New Chunks Explored:	782837	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	6895
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	749826	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Ores Mined:	4106

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	841
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3144	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.