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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Towns Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Buildings Constructed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!