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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1733
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	765014	Mines Excavated:	4804
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4702	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	5185
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	3401
Potions Brewed:	116	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Spears Created:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8048	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8027	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Towns Built:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	126
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com