WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Angry, BIZARRE, Confused, Entertainment, Frustrated, guys, humor, internet, long tail tag, Minecraft, odd, Problem, rant, reaction, smp, social media, strange, Video, viral video, weird, what the actual fuck, WTF

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	142
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2502	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4421	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	865
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	191
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Animals Bred:	185

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Items Found:	1462	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Farms Harvested:	536
Dimension Hops:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Votes:	3757

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	150	Magic Items Found:	8052
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Towns Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2948	New Chunks Explored:	895049
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Crops Grown:	7177
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1651
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Farms Harvested:	592
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Enchantments Applied:	234	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Farms Harvested:	248
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	120	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

nornia.net