WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5806	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9787	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Animals Bred:	198	Dimension Hops:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2640	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	191
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	New Chunks Explored:	215887
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Astral Projections Made:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	2591	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	157	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Star Shards Collected:	196	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
New Chunks Explored:	434576	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	6160	Magic Items Found:	1830
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	225	Magic Items Found:	3415
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca