WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5690	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	130	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	775423
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	276891	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ores Mined:	8580
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	4082
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	560955	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	966	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	219236
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	115
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6735	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	297
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	97
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Star Shards Collected:	294	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665