WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3893
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Available on JAVA & Bedrock! PC, Mobile, Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo & more!We have been online for 13+ years and counting! Join the oldest and best Economy Minecraft Server with more than 40,000+ officially registered members worldwide!Website: https://ecocitycraft.com Wiki: https://ecocitycraft.com/wiki Shop: https://ecocitycraft.com/shop Discord: https://ecocitycraft.com/discord New survival economy releases for 1.20.4 in 2024!Join our community of 13+ years and counting. Meet the friendly staff, the dedicated players, and make new friends for life. We aren’t just your regular Minecraft server, we are a long standing dedicated gaming community that will welcome you with open arms. Come on down, make some EcoDollars, and join the fun! Do you have what it takes to become the richest?Servers come and go, some close, some vanish, but not here! Have peace of mind knowing we’ve been going strong for 13+ years and have no plans to ever stop. Your gaming experience and progress is 100% secure with EcoCityCraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Hopela: The Golden Fleece is the first phase of our unique adventure. This survival server offers an immersive experience with:Over 800 exciting quests Reach 70 levels of epic adventures Discover various professions and show off your skills Explore an XXL public dungeon – a challenge for the bravest Find hidden treasures and surprises at every turn :first_place: Special Challenge: The first player to reach level 70 will win an Official Minecraft Creeper Plush worth €31.99! So, invite your friends and all your contacts for this legendary quest!:date: The adventure begins on December 1, 2023 – Prepare your m&m’s and your Coke, the adventure awaits you!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	142

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.