WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Relaunch of the legendary semi-vanilla server! GRIEFING & RAIDING! SETHOMES & TPA! VOTING REWARDS! (No claims, economy, map resets, or hacking) SEMI-VANILLA at its PURIST.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2586

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.