WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Items Found:	3004	Dragon Eggs Found:	9213

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6283	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6112
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5491	Falling into the Void:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nomercymc

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.