WTF is this guy’s Problem Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a player who goes around griefing everyone’s builds and calling it “artistic expression.” And don’t even get me started on the guy who only communicates in pig Latin. Plus, our admin is a literal chicken who pecks at the keyboard to make decisions. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and questionable decision-making!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Boyz SMP – Not just for Boyz! 🔸 Java and Bedrock support 🔸 Pets🔸 BedWars 🔸 Economy 🔸 Cheeky AI bot🔸

bedrock, Bedwars, Casino, Clans, Dailyrewards, Economy, Friendly, Network, Parkour, Pets, Rewards, Shops, Skyblock, Slots, Survival, Votingrewards

Not only for Boyz! Family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great community! Friendly staff and great players! Land claims, clans, jobs, economy, pets and shops. BedWars, Parkour, Spleef, Splegg, TNT run, and Box PvP, with more minigames to come. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported.

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Golden Torch

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Golden Torch

This is a Economy/Survival world, with unique Jobs! Team up with friends, its safer with more people! (claims+teams available)

Grind resources and sell them at the local marketplace! PVP Arena coming soon (with bets)

Skyblock is avilable soon! (:

If you have any feedback or questions ask for a admin as we are active quite a lot! (:

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AVAS

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

ip: avas versions: 1.9-1.20.2

AVAS stands for Absolute Vanilla Anarchy Survival. The server tries to get as close to the vanilla Minecraft experience as possible, with no moderation and minimal modification. Hacking, griefing, and exploiting are all allowed and encouraged.

Server features: – Complete freedom to use the flight and movement modules, unlike most other anarchy servers. – Unique dupe system. When you vote for AVAS, you get points which can be used to dupe a held item stack. – Active Discord community with lots of “friendly” players. – No “Pay to win”. Donors receive only chat cosmetics that do not affect gameplay.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Air Vanilla

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Did you want to play mine and meet new friends? JAVA 1.8 a 1.20 | IP: airvanilla.online MCPE | IP: airvanilla.online Porta: 19132

One of the largest Survival networks in Brazil, having a Vanilla Survival server and our new Oneblock with economy systems, teams, wars, etc.

LINKS Discord: https://discord.gg/airvanilla Website/store: airvanilla.online

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Farms Harvested:	785	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CubedCraft | Free minecraft Servers | TNTWars

Bedwars, cubecraft, Cubedcraft, Factions, free, KitPvP, Network, Notch, Other, Partydragen, Playerservers, PvP, Servers, Skyblock, Tnt, Tntwars, warzone

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.com

PlayerServersAlways wanted to be able running your own server without having to spend a single penny? Well you’re in luck!On CubedCraft you have the chance to create your personal server with a range and 20 playerslots!

In the lobby to start your adventure on your personal server use the command “/create (Name)” in the lobby!After this you can use the emerald found in your inventory to join your own server. Or either by doing “/join own”.Other players their servers can be found in the server selector in the lobby. Or “/join (server-name)” can be used.

Plugins can be installed by using the “/control” command while on your playerserver.You can also change the settings in the control pannel. And so can you change some settings on the website found at in the “Dashboard”.

We even have a functional console for you to enjoy on our website cubedcraft.comHere you can also find our custom made FileManager. You can find these two things at “My Server”.

Kingdoms 1.8.+We all know what factions is lets face it.Kingdoms is somewhat different to factions seeing the features we provide on here.

Examples of these are you having to not just protect your land and base but especially the heart of your kingdom. Otherwise known as your core.

With the core you can do things such as managing members within your kingdom.But you can also provide upgrades to expand the kingdom with members or upgrading the health of your core.While your core is standing so are your claims. Your claims will be gone once your core is destroyed by an enemy.

Who will you trust? Who will you slay?Start your kingdom today!

Warzone Minigame – 1.8+Our custom minigame named Warzone is a gamemode where two teams “red” and “blue” fight eachother to the death to be the victors.The objective is to destroy all the wool of the enemy. We also have a range of kits that you are able with the coins you earn from either destroying the wool of the enemy or killing enemies in your way!Kits and maps are frequently updated and we are open for suggestions!

TNT-Wars Minigame – 1.8+On our custom coded TNT-Wars you can build your own unique TNT-cannons. From shotguns to missles do what you are best at!Blow the enemies up to pieces so they won’t see sunlight any time soon anymore!The first team that reaches 15 kills is the winner!

Xrun – 1.8+On our custom coded game you can race like you’ve never seen before!With our range of maps you’ll never get tired of this fun minigame!Knock eachother off to be the winner and try to get your greatest possible time!

Information:server IP: mc.cubedcraft.comWebsite: https://cubedcraft.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GR

Hope we see you soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

boxchamp

Creative, Economy, FTB, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Box And Skymine, Duels, Custom Shops, Custom Ranks and nice staff, tons of dimensions and new updates everyday

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

panghuanMC

MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to PangHuan (Fat Badger) SMP w/ mcMMO & Residence no ranks, no VIP, no bs Hacked client users are welcome too, QQ: 186381920

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ClearCoast – Survival with 2 rules

Anticheat, LATEST, Latestplugins, Latestversion, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vival

What is this server? Well, its a minecraft server that has no resets,some rules, if you want to you can join itOnly things we made is anti-xray and an anticheat, so um yeah :)Also no chat filter.Apply here: discord.gg/6kKc2EJG2 RULES:NO GRIEFINGNO STEALING

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

StemsSMP

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

welcome to StemsSMP

be nice stream and enjoy make sure you join the discord its required

JOIN STEMSSMP TODAY

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Desteria Community Survival

Cross-Play, Survival

We are a Desteria Community Survival server. A place to join and have some fun and meet other people and make new friends. This server is for players of all ages. We are a crossplay server . For bedrock players use our ip and the port 8083 to join.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VioletSMP

Discord, Homes, java, Landclaims, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, Survival

Violet SMP is a Minecraft server running on version 1.20. It’s a Survival server featuring PvP, land claims, a convenient /home command, and more. Join now to begin your new adventure, and for anything else in regard to the Violet SMP server, you can join its Discord

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Alphak

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Blood moons :red_circle: Blood moons are special nights that occur every 14 days where mobs become extremely powerful and drop special loot. There are hordes of mobs that are spawned throughout the world which are spawned to random players on the world. The Occurrence of Bloodmoons depends on which planet you are on. Some planets do not have blood moons and some planets have more frequent blood moons.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mine Goats

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

Minecraft OP PvP Prisons Server! Rankup from A-Z to receive insane in game rewards, Prestige/Ascend for even better rewards. Custom Seasonal items with custom enchants aswell! Crates, Plots, PVP, Pickaxe Abilities, Pickaxe Custom enchants, Pickaxe Skins, Pets with abilities and many more features for you to enjoy! Version: 1.16-1.20.4 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Animals Bred:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

McEssence.com – A simple uncluttered minecraft server, no ranks, no economy, no P2W , no crates

classic, Events, java, Javaedition, Noeco, Noeconomy, PvE, Simple, Smallmap, Smallserver, Smallservers, Survival, Vanilla

IP: McEssence.com – Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands. We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Joining on JavaJoining on Bedrock

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mitegun4Me (M4M)

Creative, PvP, Survival

M4M!! | =D | join| if you play every day when server is online you may win ONLINE rank!! This rank can be gained until 2/1/2021!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.