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CubeLandia

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You will not have problems on our server. We prioritize player suggestions to improve it for the benefit of everyone. We are a server completely in Spanish

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

/flip/ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a magical flip button that reveals your deepest fantasies! Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure rainbow? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered. Join us for the wackiest and wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for your fantasies to come to life in ways you never imagined.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Apple Minecraft SMP Monitors, Seriously Why The Hell

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Yo, have you ever wondered why Apple doesn’t make monitors? Like, they could totally make an iMac without the computer parts and sell it as a fancy accessory. But hey, forget about Apple’s monitor woes and come join our Minecraft SMP instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Rainbow Llama. These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? If you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to tame your very own Rainbow Llama and ride it into battle against the evil Creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Some say you can hear his ghostly whispers late at night, guiding you towards hidden treasure and secret dungeons filled with loot.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Who needs Apple monitors when you can have Rainbow Llamas and ghostly treasure hunts, am I right?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pika-Anarchy

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PikaAnarchy is a minecraft server that promises its players cracked survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is mc.pika-anarchy.eu.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Xenoshit X servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why join us, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Wii U players are jealous! That’s right, they still can’t get over the fact that we have the GOAD (Game of the Decade) on our server. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

2. We have unicorns roaming around the server, handing out diamonds like they’re candy. Who needs boring old mining when you have magical creatures doing all the work for you?

3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to cause actual earthquakes in real life. So if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, look no further than our server.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Minecraft ghost, come join us and test your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Xenoshit X in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Older I Get More I Realize I That Cutting Corners, Lying… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Forget about playing fair and square, here we believe in taking every shortcut possible to get ahead.

Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.

Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.

So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to kamaltoes because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PiggySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive Back into Classic Survival!

Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!

Why Choose Us?

PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.

Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!

Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.

Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.

Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sky’s SMP Adventures

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A chaotic paradise.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BonkNetwork

Adventure, BonkNetwork, Community, Custom Ranks, Duels, Economy, Fun, Gear, In-Game Shop, innovation, Minecraft, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Thrilling Battles, Vanilla

Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:

Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.

Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.

Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.

And More!

Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Momcest General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Animals Bred:	69	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Stereotypical Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a stereotypical mediocre person in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can get reincarnated into a world of endless possibilities and epic adventures!

Picture this: You spawn in as a potato farmer named Bob, but suddenly you get hit by a lightning bolt and BAM! You’re now a wizard with the power to summon flying pigs to do your bidding. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16