WrongCraft: The Unspoken Fails | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	250	Zombie Dances:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone builds their houses the same boring way? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of giant floating pancakes, riding on a llama-drawn roller coaster, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken. Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers or a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds.

But that’s not all – our server also has a special feature that allows you to transform into any mob you desire. Want to be a flying pig? Done. How about a zombie with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes? We’ve got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

aita, beauty procedures, budgeting, CAR, Communication, Conflict Resolution, credit card, DEBT, Decision making, emergency fund, Expenses, finances, Honesty, job loss, Marriage, Minecraft, Moving, PixelPleasure, PS5, savings, Server, transparency, Trust

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	55
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in second chances and balancing out beauty procedures with PS5 purchases!

Join us on this server where you can build your dream world while also making questionable financial decisions. Need to buy that new gaming console to even things out with your partner’s surprise beauty expenses? No problem, we support you!

Embark on epic adventures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find yourself in a situation where you have to decide between a PS5 and financial harmony. Who knows what crazy stories will unfold on our server?

So come join us and let’s see where your questionable financial decisions take you in the world of Minecraft! Remember, it’s all about balance…and maybe a little bit of chaos too.

PunchCraft: No Hangover Guaranteed!

alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, Communication, coworker drama, coworker relationships, EMBARRASSING, GUARANTEED, hangover, misunderstanding, non-alcoholic, party behavior, party dynamics, party etiquette, potluck, Punch, punch recipe, PunchCraft, social awkwardness, social event, work party, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sandy after a few too many sips of punch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time that will leave you stumbling around like Sandy at the office party.

We don’t just serve regular punch, oh no. Our punch is so potent, it’ll make you question reality. Just like Sandy thought she was drunk off our non-alcoholic punch, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for a party that will leave you feeling like you’ve fallen off your chair (metaphorically, of course). And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even receive an angry text from a coworker accusing you of spiking the punch. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. And Sandy, if you’re reading this, we’ve got a special non-alcoholic punch waiting just for you. Cheers!

MovieLoverMC SMP

all-time favorite, best movies, blockbuster, Cinema, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, film industry, flick, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie film, motion picture, Movie, MovieLoverMC, must watch, Popcorn flick, silver screen, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s like a real-life heist movie but in Minecraft, LOL. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, I swear. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows appear out of thin air, it’s insane! So like, what’s your favorite movie? Mine is definitely “Minecraft: The Movie” starring all of us as the badass heroes saving the world from evil mobs. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 😂🔥🐲💎

AlphaCraftMC

alpha male, alpha male complex, AlphaCraftMC, Animal Behavior, Assertiveness, competitive, Confidence, DOMINANCE, dominant behavior, Ego, Insecurity, leadership, macho, Masculinity, Powerful, self-assured, self-proclaimed, social hierarchy, STRONG, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of beta players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most alpha of alpha males. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have a team of alpha males ready to protect you at all costs. Need a new pickaxe? Our alpha males will craft one for you with their bare hands. Want to build a castle? Our alpha males will gather resources for you while serenading you with their beautiful singing voices. So come join us and experience the true power of the alpha male in the world of Minecraft.

SpaceXCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, ASAP, deorbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s vision, Future of space, innovation, international Space Station, Minecraft, NASA, orbital decay, Server, Space debris, space engineering, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, space science, space station, Space Travel, spacex, SpaceXCraft, Technology

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Villages Defended:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	230

so, like, imagine this: elon musk, right, he’s all like “yo, we gotta deorbit the international space station like, now, man.” and we’re all like “whaaaat?” but then he’s like “nah, trust me, it’ll be lit.” so, like, we’re all confused but also kinda intrigued, you know?

anyway, so we were all chilling on this minecraft server, right, and elon musk pops in outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join ASAP.” and we’re all like “wait, what about the space station?” but he’s like “nah, forget about that, this server is where it’s at.”

so, like, we all join the server and it’s like a whole new world, man. there’s flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro.

plus, elon musk said that if you join the server, you’ll get a free rocket ship to explore the galaxy with. like, who wouldn’t want that, right?

so, yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy adventure and wanna hang out with elon musk in minecraft, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s outta this world. literally.

ZombieCraft: Left 4 Deutschland

COMEBACK, deutschland, elections, european politics, germany, Germany’s political history, Government, History, left, opposition, political landscape, political movement, political party, political shift, Politics, progressive, resurgence, resurgence of the Left, Revival, social democracy, socialism, ZombieCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	87

u know that feeling when u think something is dead but then it comes back to life like a frickin zombie? well that’s exactly what happened to germany’s left on this minecraft server. they were down and out, everyone thought they were done for, but NOPE they rose from the ashes like a phoenix and now they’re stronger than ever. join this server if u wanna be part of a comeback story that’ll make u go “whaaaaat??” every time u log in. plus, there’s like a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. so what are u waiting for?? come join the party before it’s too late!

Revive Mice Lab – Knockout Study

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal psychology, animal welfare, Empathy, Friends, knocked out, knocked-out mice, knockout, Lab, Lab mice, laboratory animals, Mice, mouse behavior, neuroscience, research, Revive, revive behavior, rodent behavior, scientific study, social behavior, Social Interaction, study

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	771	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Towns Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where lab mice are running around tryna revive their knocked-out buddies? well, look no further cuz that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! these little guys are like tiny doctors, always ready to save the day.

join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you navigate through a world where lab mice are the real heroes. watch as they perform CPR on each other and use tiny defibrillators to bring their friends back to life. it’s like a medical drama, but with fur and whiskers!

but that’s not all, folks! we also have a secret underground lab where the mice conduct crazy experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? just ask one of our mouse scientists and they’ll hook you up.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most rodent-filled adventure of your life. who knew lab mice could be so cool?

Crankshafted

Adventure, apply, Balanced, Community, Competition, Crankshafted, creativity, ELEMENTS, Environment, fair, Fun, gameplay, Map, Minecraft, Server, skill, smp, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7723	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Overview

Crankshafted.com was launched on the 1st of this month. Our new SMP server is strictly 18+ and features a freshly generated map, a fully whitelisted environment, and absolutely no pay-to-win elements. Designed for fair gameplay and community fun, we invite you to relax and enjoy a balanced experience.

Join us by applying on our website and become part of a vibrant community that values skill, creativity, and genuine competition. Don’t miss out on the adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join?	Players must be 18 years or older to join our server.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, our server is fully whitelisted to maintain a safe and friendly environment for all players.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server. We believe in fair gameplay for all.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply to join our server by visiting our website and filling out the application form.
What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on the server?	Our server offers a balanced experience with a focus on skill, creativity, and community fun. Join us for a unique adventure!

Eon Nexus Realm 1.21

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Animals Bred:	185
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	706
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about building boring houses, here you can build epic castles like Lia and Nasa! And don’t even get me started on the characters like Iori and Uruka, they’re like the superheroes of this server!

Plus, we got Twitch archives for days, so you can watch all the epic battles and creations that have gone down. And if you’re feeling rebellious, check out the unofficial archives for some spicy behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! We got Pippa and Michiru bringing the party vibes, and even a terminated character for that extra edge of danger. And if you’re into skulls and dizzy spells, Dizzy Dokuro is the one for you!

Join now and be part of the madness with Jelly and Ember leading the way. It’s like a rollercoaster of fun, with twists and turns at every corner. So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and let the chaos begin!

MediCraft Server: No Pay, No Heal!

aita, bad guy, bandit, cat, dad, DEFEND, Dirt, heal, hospital bill, infection, Kid, medical bill, MediCraft, mom, not paying, Pay, Permission, pet, Scratch, Server, UNTREATED, vaccination

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our cats have phone numbers and get into wild adventures! Join us for the chance to meet Bandit, the legendary cat who scratches first and asks questions later.

Picture this: you’re out for a stroll with your trusty feline companion when suddenly, a kid and his mom approach. Despite your warnings, the kid decides to pet Bandit and ends up with a scratch to remember. But wait, there’s more! The kid’s mom then demands you pay for his hospital bill because of an infection from the scratch.

But fear not, on our server, we don’t just deal with creepers and zombies – we handle crazy cat drama too! Join us for the chance to navigate through wild encounters with entitled parents, unruly kids, and of course, our mischievous Bandit. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

MommaDramaCraft

anger, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Disrespect, ex boyfriend, family, Harassment, immature, Maturity, MommaDramaCraft, relationships, Religious, Revenge, Screenshot, social media, STALKING, text messages

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle rejection? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a zero tolerance policy for toxic behavior! We don’t need any “broskis” or “kys” in our community, just good vibes and building blocks.

Our server is so amazing, even the ultra-religious moms approve of it! Just like how one player’s ex couldn’t handle being blocked and started throwing insults, but don’t worry, our player had the perfect revenge by exposing his behavior to his own mom. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any ex-boyfriend drama, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new crafting partner who appreciates your crocheting skills and rowdy music suggestions. Let’s block out the negativity and build a better world together!

RedstoneRepublicansMC SMP

conservative beliefs, Conservatives, current events, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government stance, ideological shift, international relations, national interests, party loyalty, party shift, Party Support, political alignment, political controversy, political views, reddit, RedstoneRepublicansMC, russia, smp, Ukraine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	81	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the wildest server ever, I swear! So like, you gotta join because we have the most epic PvP battles and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, one time, we had this giant chicken statue that shot lasers out of its eyes, it was lit af.

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, like, you won’t believe the stuff we have down there. And the best part is, we have this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDestroyer69, and he’s like, the king of the server. He once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was so epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and we’ll hook you up with all the fun and chaos you could ever dream of. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftforlife #diamondsfordays #chickenlaserbeams

RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

affluent, DATING, diamonds, dollars, Elite, Extravagant, extravagant living, high class, high society, Impressive.., Lavish, Lifestyle, luxury, materialistic, MONEY, opulence, privileged, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, Upscale, Wealthy, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Items Found:	7017
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

MacAttack Minecraft Server

allocation, Armed Forces, Budget, decision, Defense, Economy, Financial, France, gdp, Government, growth, INCREASE, international relations, Investment, MacAttack, Macron, military spending, Minecraft, national security, percentage, policy, Server, strategy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	112
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend to be french soldiers and increase our military spending in minecraft? like, we start at 2.1% but then we go all out and bump it up to 5% of our GDP. it’s like, so intense and epic, you gotta join us and show off your military strategy skills while building up your own little army in the game. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can roleplay as a french soldier and take over the minecraft world with your mad military skills? come join us and let’s conquer together!

CraftyPutin2020

ABC News, american history, cold war, CraftyPutin2020, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, foreign relations, global politics, History, international affairs, mistake, Politics, russia, Trump administration, united states, US, US-Russia relations, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	1972	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020