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BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

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EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Items Found:	5690	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	968245	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

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come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tie-Breaker Network

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so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

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GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Superpowers	Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
Community Project	Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
Mods	New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
Focus	Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

FAQ

How do I get a superpower?

Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

Can I change my superpower?

Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

How do I join the community project to build the city?

Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

/Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15