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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7144 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
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