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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3118 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2588 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
so, like, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and just feel like you need a server that’s as crazy as a llama wearin’ a top hat? well, do i have the place for you! this server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of diamond blocks and creepers wearin’ sunglasses.
let me tell ya, once i was buildin’ a castle and a zombie came up to me and was like “yo, can i join your kingdom?” and i was like “sure, as long as you don’t eat all the villagers.” it was wild, man.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon. that dude can really bust a move, let me tell ya.
if you join this server, you’ll be laughin’ so hard you’ll forget that Greenlandic politician who couldn’t remember ‘America has good people.’ come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart.
