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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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