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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 25 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2864
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Astral Projections Made: 4 Villages Defended: 11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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