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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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