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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5497 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Votes: | 9514 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
