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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3736 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7708 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
