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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2463 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 4544 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 183 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
