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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5204 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
