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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9751 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
