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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1780 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
