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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3570 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 124 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4393 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
