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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 478 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 313 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
