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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3808 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
