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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2202 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 146 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 25 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
